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You might be from Michigan if...

You define summer as three months of bad sledding.
You think Alkaline batteries were named for a Tiger outfielder.
You can identify an Ohio accent.
Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six pack of Strohs and a bucket of smelt.
Owning a Japanese car was a hanging offense in your hometown.
You know someone from Porch Yeurn.
You know what a "Yooper" is.
You know how to play Euchre.
Your car rusts out before you need the brakes done.
You know what a paczki is.
Half the people you know say they are from Detroit, yet you don't personally know anyone who actually lives in Detroit.
The Big Mac is something you drive across.
You believe "Down South" refers to Toledo.
"Up North" means north of Clare.
You bake with "soda" and drink "pop".
You drive 85 on the highway and always pass on the right.
Your little league baseball game has ever been snowed out.
You know what a pastie is.
You knew how to drive a boat before you learned to ride a bicycle.
You know Mackinac rhymes with Mackinaw.
You occasionally cheer "Go Lions-and take the Tigers with you."
The word "Thumb" brings to mind a geographical rather than an anatomical definition.
You've ever experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.
You expect Vernor's when you order Ginger Ale.
You know that Kalamazoo not only actually exists, but isn't too far from Hell.
Your favorite holidays are Christmas, Thanksgiving, and the first day of deer season.
You know the words to any song by Da Yoopers.
Your snowmobile and fishing boat have big block Chevy engines.
Either your Mother or Father disowns you for the week of the Michigan-Michigan State game.
Your year has two seasons-winter and construction.
You know what a millage is.
Traveling coast-to-coast means going from Port Huron to Muskegon.
Half of the change in your pocket is Canadian.
You point to the palm of your right hand when explaining to people where you grew up.

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Tawas Bay Michigan

You might be from Michigan if...