function randomMessage() {

        var cc = new Array(32)
        cc[0] = "No good deed goes unpunished."
        cc[1] = "Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty."
        cc[2] = "Here today and out the other."
        cc[3] = "The power to tax involves the power to destroy."
        cc[4] = "The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than gold has."
        cc[5] = "Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have."
        cc[6] = "Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
        cc[7] = "The public good is in nothing more essentially interested, than in the protection of every individual's private rights."
        cc[8] = "A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents."
        cc[9] = "Character is a victory, not a gift."
        cc[10] = "Every man has three characters--that which he exhibits, that which he has, and that which he thinks he has."
        cc[11] = "You must look into people, as well as at them."
        cc[12] = "Character is what you are in the dark."
        cc[13] = "Weakness of character is the only defect which cannot be amended."
        cc[14] = "A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's."
        cc[15] = "So live that you can look any man in the eye and tell him to go to hell."
        cc[16] = "Private property began the instant somebody had a mind of his own."
        cc[17] = "Ultimately property rights and personal rights are the same thing."
        cc[18] = "Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians."
        cc[19] = "Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river."
        cc[20] = "Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary."
        cc[21] = "The greatest homage we can pay to truth, is to use it."
        cc[22] = "A bare assertion is not necessarily the naked truth."
        cc[23] = "The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."
        cc[24] = "The only way to get rid of responsibilities is to discharge them."
        cc[25] = "No man was ever endowed with a right without being at the same time saddled with a responsibility."
        cc[26] = "Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine."
        cc[27] = "The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches."
        cc[28] = "Retribution often means that we eventually do to ourselves what we have done unto others."
        cc[29] = "A man always has two reasons for doing anything--a good reason and the real reason."
        cc[30] = "Nothing is ever easy and it always takes twice as long."
        cc[31] = "The world is run by the people who show up."

var now = new Date()
        var sec = now.getSeconds()
        alert("\r" + cc[sec % 32])
}